My Cup of Tea

John Green「 My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations 」

josiahfiles:

We have noticed a lot of vulgar usage of the word “vagina” on our site and social websites and would ask if you could please use one of the following Christian friendly words below instead.

1.) Puff Pillow
2.) Fish Cave
3.) Baby Door
4.) Eve’s Tunnel
5.) Satan’s Doorbell (Clitoral muscle)
6.) Reverse Blowhole
7.) Skin Wand Scarf
8.) Egg Crate
9.) Bullet Wound
10.) Sin Flower
11.) Moist Camel Hump
12.) Harpy Nest
13.) Canker Blossom
14.) Silk Barnacle
15.) Flap Dragon
16.) Clapper Claw
17.) Birth Cavern
18.) Flesh Wrap
19.) DNA Catcher
20.) Frothy Creek
21.) Satan’s Trap
22.) Sin Muscle
23.) Folded Flesh Leaf
24.) Harpoon Target
25.) Slurpin’ Salmon
26.) Devil’s Fun Slide
27.) Ovary Hallway
28.) Whispering Eye
29.) Secret Fish Forest
30.) Cat in The Hat
31.) Sin Sliver
32.) Devil Sponge
33.) Baby Portal
34.) Warm Potato
35.) Snake Trap
36.) Blood Sewer
37.) Twaddle Dandy
38.) Magic Crepe
39.) Satan’s Rose Bud
40.) Clack-dish
41.) Neighbor of Anus
42.) Pink Jello Box
43.) Rank Weasel
44.) Stripped Monkey
45.) Front Business
46.) Man’s Gift
47.) Wizard Sleeve
48.) The Liquid Slip
49.) Fleshy Fault Line
50.) Pink Velveeta Shell

51.) The Pubic Pub

OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND THIS ON FACEBOOK AND I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

(via wearethestory)

  1. majoridentitycrisis reblogged this from kiraboyko and added:
    I cannot even begin to explain how offended I am by this list.
  2. kiraboyko reblogged this from josiahfiles and added:
    can’t even handle this right now. Officially using “Satan’s Doorbell” and “Egg crate” for the rest of my life.
  3. thatonebandnerd reblogged this from letmehelpyoubelieve
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  8. tenorchops reblogged this from letmehelpyoubelieve and added:
    Skin wand scarf? I thought these were supposed to be Christian friendly :P
  9. letmehelpyoubelieve reblogged this from p0tat0s
  10. sumakicksass reblogged this from p0tat0s and added:
    OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMYYYY GGGGGGOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD
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  12. pressxtosplode reblogged this from snowballing-in-sam-ity and added:
    Ahem. Sam, I do believe that this is where I jump in and start over-using these as soon as I see them.
  13. snowballing-in-sam-ity reblogged this from p0tat0s and added:
    This is just like the penis/balls ones, fucking hilarious XD
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    Moist Camel Hump. Oh dear lord…
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    SATAN’S DOORBELL I CAN’TTTT
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